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Blair Witch – Review

October 31st, 2019 by

blair 001***Editors Note*** I like Matt, in fact I love Matt. His writing style, his humor which is so far embedded in the style of Midlife Gamer that he is literally part of the furniture here in Midlife Gamer. His reactions to hearing someone saying that 7 or 8 out of 10 is average. His ability to consistently score games as either shit, decent or 6/10. There is always something in one of Matts articles that makes me smile. I also like to fuck with Matt. Especially when Halloween comes around, because Halloween means scary games and Matt loves scary games.

By love, I actually mean fucking hates with a passion so when I asked Matt to review Blair Witch I received only what can be described as, well lets let Matts review speak for itself…..

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Si, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. In no what whatsoever do I want to play, let alone review Blair Witch.

Fuck that game, right into the bin. I installed it and it was uninstalled within 10 minutes.
Do you remember Alien Isolation, Si? Do you?
BECAUSE I DO
*Editors Note* If you don’t here’s the link – Click Here for a Reminder
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Midlife Gamer Rating: 6/10 (Probably)     Format:  PC/Xbox One Release Date: Out Now

Disclosure: Midlife Gamer were not provided a copy of Blair Witch by the publisher for review purposes. The title was almost reviewed over the course of  one week. For more information on what our scores mean, plus details of our reviews policy, click here.

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