When man invented science, he strove to harness the power of nature to smite his enemies. Science was the key to control of the world in which he lived. And then he invented deadly neurotoxin and attached all the pumps to a computer filled with contempt for the human race. Standard.
And now man, in his infinite wisdom, has constructed tiny little orbs with eyeballs in them. These little personality spheres are adorable, and that makes them all the more deadly!
I still want one. I mean look at them!
D’awwwww! Why can’t all computery bits be so totally adorable?
They don’t actually do anything, just wobble around and and look really cute, but one can dream. It’s okay, you can like toys, I won’t tell anyone.
Tags: Portal 2