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Ubisoft Invites You To Have Sex With Friends

February 24th, 2011 by

The publishers of such upstanding family titles as Just Dance, Rayman and… uh… Far Cry… are to release We Dare, a game squarely aimed at the casual (sex) market. Through a variety of pretty mediocre looking mini games performed in a number of raunchy ways – double team kissing the Wii Remote, spanking a player’s backside to make their avatar move faster and so on – this Mario Party-alike’s ultimate goal is, presumably to hook up in real life. In groups of four or more.

As you’ll see from the trailer Ubisoft aren’t being coy about any of its marketing, this is a video game for swingers, voyeurs and other frequenters of Cannock Chase. Choose 6969 at the end of the video – see what they did there – and the matter is clarified: Jeff, Ricky, Tina and Cindy getting off, partially clothed, in (presumably) one of them’s immaculate front room.

This is a whole new world of WTF and though it’s great to have sexual content in video games – Heavy Rain and Mass Effect handled it just fine – this is just keys in a bowl for the digital age. Also, we’re wondering what the single player’s like…

The game is out soon, you can find out more here. Or on Fox News FOREVER.

3 Responses to “Ubisoft Invites You To Have Sex With Friends”
  1. avatar DippyDolittle says:

    That’s gotta be a early April fools, but I have a horrible feeling it isn’t.

  2. avatar GoddTodd says:

    What’s even more interesting is that Ubisoft is restricting the viewability of the comercial to only Euro markets.

  3. avatar Martyn Hackett says:

    So.. a version of Nights controlled by spanking? o_0

    Also, thanks for the Cannock Chase reference. 01889 REPRESENT!!

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